His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
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