Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
As shirtless as possible
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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