when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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