Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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