There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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