So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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