Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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