walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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