Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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