she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I wish i was in the wii world.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
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