Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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