she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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