oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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