this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
My breath smells like gin and sadness
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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