Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
id be glad to
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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