i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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