did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
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