I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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