I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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