hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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