I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Randomize
