We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Randomize
