no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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