she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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