She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
one might say we're banned from that church
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Randomize
