I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize
