do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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