it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Even the bartender felt bad for me
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
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