Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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