Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
no you cant smoke seaweed
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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