All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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