pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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