she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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