i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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