Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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