Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I'm determined to sit on that face.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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