let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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