btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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