on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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