Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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