So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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