hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
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