you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
I just blew my weed a kiss
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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