READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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