Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I'm always down for nudity.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Randomize
