So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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