At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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