the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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