I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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