that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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