What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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