last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
Randomize
