idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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