why didn't you poke me back
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I'm too high and old for this...
where are my eyebrows?
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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