Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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