So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Randomize
