that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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